Bedbugs

Had I known that bedbugs really existed and what they looked like, I would have been terrified when my mom tucked me in.
Those ugly little suckers (they really do suck) are everywhere these days. They have better social lives than I do. Just think... all the bed hopping and then showing up at theaters and even a few nice restaurants. They're also being spotted in all the big cities. I wonder if they've started Tweeting or if they have Facebook accounts.
They must have some pretty good agents and a strong PR Machine.